Be Thankful For My Ass...And Gas!

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"Be Thankful For My Ass...And Gas!" I fart in your face without even speaking to you first when you arrive. What, you thought you were worth a hello? Please, as if you even deserve to breathe the same air as me, much less my attention! Think my farts smell bad? How about my boots, loser? I'm gonna need you to go ahead and lick this one clean, I stepped in something gross! Oh, now you miss my ass? Then you better stick your face in there and huff up my gass! Hope you like hairy pussy and ass, and my anal juices as they bubble around my anus during my final fart...