"Shrunk & Shit Out Ex Boyfriend"

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"Shrunk & Shit Out Ex Boyfriend" Oh, surprised to see me so big? I shrunk you down, genius. You've been such a shitty boyfriend, not letting me do what I want, not have any fun. Well guess what! You're tiny and can't do anything about it. I think I'm finally gonna have some REAL fun.  Don't worry though, I promise I won't swallow you. I swear I'm just playing with you, when I put you on my tongue and close my mouth. See? You don't have to panic... Yet.